present...

i gotten a "WONDERFUL" gift from my new school its running nose. anyway keen to receive the gift just find a seat in random in my lecture hall/ class and breath deeply. to be more proactive in getting the gift, run to the nearest person or the person who had been coughing the loudest and choose either of the following: 1- hug her/him 2- use ur hand and touch her nose/ mouth and in turn do the same to u nose/mouth 3- smear ur face onto her/his table (surely the cough droplet had landed around there) 4- request to sit infront of her/him and have her/her cough all over ur hair and don't wash it for days. there u have it... the wonderful ways to get the wonderful gift.